Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Cool lyrics which you might find interesting today,
tommorow or sometime.
Leave me out with the waste
This is not what I do
It's the wrong kind of place
To be thinking of you
It's the wrong time
For somebody new
It's a small crime
And I've got no excuse
- Damien Rice, 9 Crimes

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heavenI mean,
that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
- King Missile - Jesus was way cool


1 comment:

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